Hello Trouble Makers!
I have been meaning to post here for quite some time . . . but I’m lazy. Or especially non-lazy but very busy. Or, as I have vowed to say, time and time again, blogging has not been a priority for me.
But I am here.
Since last I posted, I, um, got a new job, broke my elbow (again), and spent the Covid lockdown finding all that weight I lost over the previous 8 years. But that’s not why I’m here.
I am here because I cannot tweet at present. But no, I’m not in twitter jail — I’m just epically stupid.
I am on vacation — same beach house that we have been to for the past 6 years. Same beach we have visited since I first met my wife (and, for her, at least 10 years prior to that). We love it here. I love it here.
I woke up with a killer headache this morning because I was hungover as fuck and opted out of a trip to the beach with the family — but everyone else went to the beach. Me? I went kayaking1. There is a 5 mile round trip paddle ride that I like to repeat. It’s from my beach house over to the bridge connecting Assateague & Chincoteague islands2.
I was on my way back to the beach house, the hard part done – my “work” was essentially keeping the kayak pointed in the right direction as the wind & water did the work for me.
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Then a dolphin swam up beside me.
I was in awe . . . I have to believe it was confused & trying to determine just what, exactly, I was . . . but it was AWESOME.
So I pulled out my phone to take a video. But my hands were tired and the water was moving.
So my phone is now at the bottom of the Assateague Channel.
#fuckaduck
And, of course, I’m super security-conscious. Most everything has two-factor authentication. I can’t log into Twitter. Or Facebook. Instagram. LinkedIn.
But, I remembered that my blogging account is tied to my twitter account. So, if I posted a blog post, it would tweet for me.
Except I hadn’t posted in a fucking long time. So here I am, on vacation, writing a blog post to explain why I don’t have my phone.